(taken from Shuqi's blog)
Antonio:
In sooth I know not why my bowels so hard. It tires my butt, you say it tires you. But how I constipated, or started shitting. What stuff 'tis made of, whereof it is born; I am to learn.What a scaredy idiot it makes of me. That I have much to learn about my shit.
Salerio:Thy stools are tossing in thy butt. That where your butt with portly sail. Like balls and watermelons on the flood. Or as it were the exhibitions at the restroom. Do overpeer urination. That curtsy to them (do them reverence). And flow freely with their rocket power.
--no offence taken please---