*Shakespeare Made Ugly by ZWG
Scene 1 Venice, Enter ANTONIO, SALERIO and SOLANIO

ANTONIO: In sooth, I know not why I am so buay song. I cannot tahan, you say you also cannot tahan -But how I kena it, who sabo me, I am to learn; And such a siao kia this emo-ness makes of me. I dunno lah!

*No offence to Shakespeare rs T.TCredits go to Michelle =D