TOE-MAY-TOE!

Orange: Jingle Bells, Batman smells, I just crapped my pants! Oh wait, I'm not wearing any pants! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Santa: Hohoho! Merry Chritsmas!
Orange: Wow. Who are you?
Santa: Well I'm Santa Claus.
Orange: Woah are you a fruit or a vergetable?
Santa: Hohohohoho no i'm a person.
Orange: -suspicious look- You're kind of red. You could be an apple.

Omg hilarious. You shld go watch the videos N.O.W!:D